okay Wisconsin, i know you're 7-0 and i appreciate the enthusiasm, but youre kidding yourself if you think its cool to prance around sunny sandy d in your yellow&green on a saturday.
look, i get it - you people forked over an assload to ship yourselves out west for a weekend in america's second-sluttiest city (if you don't know #1, you obviously aren't familiar with the biggest little city in the world.. c'mon people!) and feel you owe it to yourselves to rep a little hometown pride. not-so-fast my fellow football fanatics, sunday may be god's day, but saturday is a day set-aside for beer bongs and flip cup - you heard me: college gameday.
its not that im envious of your (still) flawless record: you rock those cheese hats compadres! ..its just bleeping obnoxious to walk into a sports bar with LSU v. Alabama locking up every flat screen and having to push through a belligerent chartreuse crowd just to refill my pitcher of sweet tea vodka for $9.95.
if you could just take a page out of farve's book.. you know - show a little decorum!
i'm going to give you a second chance here.. mostly because iv'e heard you can whip up a mean mozzarella.
look, i get it - you people forked over an assload to ship yourselves out west for a weekend in america's second-sluttiest city (if you don't know #1, you obviously aren't familiar with the biggest little city in the world.. c'mon people!) and feel you owe it to yourselves to rep a little hometown pride. not-so-fast my fellow football fanatics, sunday may be god's day, but saturday is a day set-aside for beer bongs and flip cup - you heard me: college gameday. its not that im envious of your (still) flawless record: you rock those cheese hats compadres! ..its just bleeping obnoxious to walk into a sports bar with LSU v. Alabama locking up every flat screen and having to push through a belligerent chartreuse crowd just to refill my pitcher of sweet tea vodka for $9.95.
if you could just take a page out of farve's book.. you know - show a little decorum!
i'm going to give you a second chance here.. mostly because iv'e heard you can whip up a mean mozzarella.
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