i dont have the strength to really organize a full-fledged effort here.. there are just some facts re:last night, that i feel the need to overshare..
- my favorite dive bar in san diego, ran out of their complimentary homeless-handled bar snack [the always smiling, goldfish cracker] before i was able to stumble over last night; this was incredibly upsetting, seeing as thats why i agreed to pay the cover charge.
- i woke up hungover (an insufficient term here) and realized that i would need to put on pants (and risk a DUI), if i wanted mac and cheese for breakfast.
- mustering up the strength to pull on zipper-free yoga "trousers," i refused to wear a bra to the market, instead opting for the nipple-hugging scarf option.. unfortunately, i left the decoy in my matrix (the car, not the space/time continuum) and was too lazy to retrieve it.. needless to say, the frozen food aisle got awkward.
yep, that about sums up my fratruday.. you're still welcome.
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